Whenever I’m out with friends, there’s a moment when I simply can NOT find my phone, cigarettes, whatever. I start pulling things out of my purse one by one and someone always exclaims “How much stuff do you have in there?!”
Well. A lot.
What’s in my purse, you ask? Well let me tell you:
The latest Nuvo
Camera
Makeup bag
Makeup brushes
Notebook
Schindler’s List
A Tale of Two Cities
Two Sharpie pens (blue and black)
Calendar
Hair Ties
3 packs of cigarettes (Yes, 3. I don’t like to run out.)
Lighters
Two kinds of deoderant
Lip Balm (Burt’s Bees and Chicken Poop)
Twilight Woods PocketBac
Gum
Car and house keys
Clinique Black Honey lipstick
Netflix movie (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) that I’ve had for three months. Oops.
Chase promotion
Mudbugs coupon
Blackberry
Gold Bond hand lotion
Eye drops
Advil
2 bags Pretzel M&M’s
Sunglasses (cheapies I picked up in Chicago when my aviators broke)
iPod
Wallet
**Not pictured: Perfume that smells AMAZING. I’m not telling you what it is because I’m selfish.
And my wallet is just as full of stuff:
Cash
Check Card
Discount cards for Mudbugs, Great Harvest, Dunkin’ Donuts and Maurices
iTunes pick of the week card: Josh Groban
License
CTA card
2 fortune cookie fortunes
Stamps
American Airlines baggage claim ticket from 3 years ago
Starbucks giftcard
Card from Eggsperience (if you’re in Chicago you NEED to go there)
DMB tickets from the Wrigley field shows last year
**Not visible in this picture: My ticket to the Colts vs. Titans game from Jan. 2nd
So there you have it, the contents of my purse and wallet right now. Even I’m surprised at how much stuff I carry in there!
coincidentalfate
February 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Now I don’t feel alone! My purse is JUST like this and I get asked the same thing “How much crap do you have in there!?” Love it!
ashleemae
February 20, 2011 at 6:11 pm
The sad thing is, I actually cleaned it out a bit… Not a lot, but I definitely threw away napkins, receipts and a couple of tampons that had busted open.
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