Whenever I’m out with friends, there’s a moment when I simply can NOT find my phone, cigarettes, whatever. I start pulling things out of my purse one by one and someone always exclaims “How much stuff do you have in there?!”
Well. A lot.
The latest Nuvo
A Tale of Two Cities
Two Sharpie pens (blue and black)
3 packs of cigarettes (Yes, 3. I don’t like to run out.)
Two kinds of deoderant
Lip Balm (Burt’s Bees and Chicken Poop)
Twilight Woods PocketBac
Car and house keys
Clinique Black Honey lipstick
Netflix movie (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) that I’ve had for three months. Oops.
Gold Bond hand lotion
2 bags Pretzel M&M’s
Sunglasses (cheapies I picked up in Chicago when my aviators broke)
**Not pictured: Perfume that smells AMAZING. I’m not telling you what it is because I’m selfish.
Discount cards for Mudbugs, Great Harvest, Dunkin’ Donuts and Maurices
iTunes pick of the week card: Josh Groban
2 fortune cookie fortunes
American Airlines baggage claim ticket from 3 years ago
Card from Eggsperience (if you’re in Chicago you NEED to go there)
DMB tickets from the Wrigley field shows last year
**Not visible in this picture: My ticket to the Colts vs. Titans game from Jan. 2nd
So there you have it, the contents of my purse and wallet right now. Even I’m surprised at how much stuff I carry in there!