I have never, ever seen this show in my whole life. How did I know the right answer?

I’m on a hot streak! Look at me gooo…answer that one wrong. Oh well, spoke too soon.

Hahahahahahaha, I kicked that guy’s ass. I’m so smart.

Maybe I shouldn’t play since I’ve had this glass of wine.

Oh, hey! Wine must make me smarter!

…or not.

Eenie meenie minie moe…

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Sports is only my worst category because half of the questions are about unimportant shit like soccer.

STOP WITH THE SOCCER QUESTIONS.

AND HOCKEY.

I should go on Jeopardy.

Now I know the periodic table? Um, that’s about 17 years late.

Why can I remember the name of a director of a movie I haven’t even seen but I can’t remember to get eggs at the store?!

I’m so good at this. I’m brilliant.

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