Dear Governor Pence,
What a dick move, to just yank the rug out from under all of the couples that finally got to get married.
I totally get how allowing gay people to marry makes a mockery of marriage… That it threatens to completely dissolve the very meaning of marriage, until ol’ Cleatus can finally marry his favorite goat. You’re saying marriage is an honored and revered tradition that should be treated only with the absolute most respect, right?
But hey, at least they’re all straight, amirite?!