Yesterday, The boyfriend had some work to do at a hog barn. Knowing I’d enjoy a picture of cute little baby piggies, he sent me a picture message of some piglets sniffing his boots.

Me: Is it sad that my first thought was “Mmmmm…bacon!”

The BF: They’re babies. Wouldn’t be very much bacon.

Me: Ok, fine. “Mmmmm…future bacon!”

I mean, bacon is bacon is bacon, right?