My mom and I were standing in the kitchen talking yesterday when she suddenly got a confused look on her face. She ran her hands over the counter, then lifted the coffee cup and stared at the bottom of it for a minute.
Mom: Am I leaking somewhere?
Me: You know, I think you are!
Mom looked from the coffee cup to the counter a couple more times trying to find the source of the leak…
Mom: But where?!
I reached over and dabbed at her ear with my sleeve.
Me: You’ll want to get this stopped… I mean, you don’t want to lose any more than you already have.
Mom: Get what stopped? Lose more of what?!
Me: … Brains, mother. Looks like you’re leaking brains.
Me: Seriously, I’d see a doctor about that.