Caller: OH, and have I mentioned that my landlord owns a nudist camp?
Me: Oh my!
Caller: Well I don’t know about you, but I don’t need to see a bunch of wing-wangs swinging all over the place! I’ve seen enough of those in my life…My dad’s, my brother’s…and I see my husband’s every day!
Caller: I mean, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all. Am I right?!
Me: …I guess so…
I’m slightly bothered that she made a point to tell me that she’s seen her father’s AND her brother’s ‘wing-wangs’. Close family, I guess?