1. I love the smell of old books, Zippo lighters and campfire.

2. I have an obsession with office supplies, particularly Post-It notes.

3. I will always, ALWAYS think farts are hilarious.

4. I do not, however, think being dutch ovened is funny.

5. I still have two baby teeth.

5. I like to shoot guns…but only at inanimate objects.

6.I have randomly met a few famous people, including: Lewis Black, Donald Brown, the guys from Incubus, Orgy, Disturbed and The Offspring.

7. Mario Lopez ran into me at a party. Literally ran into me. He’s a lot smaller than you’d think.

8. I couldn’t think of a single thing to write about today, so this is what I ended up with. Hooray!