I just found out that I won 12 passes to Crackers Comedy club! I have to use them all in one night (or as many as possible) and they’re only good for a Wednesday or Thursday show.


Now I get to decide who to take with me. I have a month to use the passes so I think everyone can go ahead and start kissing my ass now. I definitely take bribes, especially in the form of cash, maybe a fancy new iPod Touch, food…

I’m mostly kidding about the bribes.


You might notice that I FINALLY decided on a title for my blog. It came to me in a random flash of genius inspiration around 2:00 this morning. I feel like that pretty much fits me perfectly.