Me: There was an alligator in the parking lot at my friend’s apartment complex.

Coworker: Really? There was a snake outside my apartment but that’s not as cool… But you know, I bet alligators aren’t as scary as movies make them out to be.

Me: Um, I’d be scared. Those things are faster than they look.

Coworker: And they can climb trees! They can do that, right?

Me: I kinda doubt it…

Coworker: Well I’m just going to believe they do.